Hello, all! Me and a few friends were roleplaying, I thought the outcome was pretty funny so I asked them, and they agreed I could post it here if they were all anonymous. I'll warn you though, there are some Soul Eater spoilers. It's a crossover with Grell in the Soul Eater world. Also, as for who was who: Person #1 did Crona and Stein, person #2 Had Kid. and I was Maka, Soul, Grell, and Lord Death. Please enjoy!
Grell is in Death City.
Grell: Oooh, this is an interesting place! I wonder if there are any hot men about? *Wanders around*
Kid is walking up the steps of the Academy.
Grell: Hey, brat, do you know where I could find a few hunks?
"'Brat'? 'Hunks'?? What are you doing here, anyway? I don't think I've seen you around the academy until now...."
Grell: This is an academy? It doesn't look like it.
"Why, because of its flawless symmetry~?"
Grell: Looks like a giant freakshow. Do you go to school at this awful place?
"Awful?! The only times it can be considered awful is when Black Star is around...." *continues walking up the steps*
Grell: Who's that? Is he handsome~?
"Not particularly...why do you care, anyway?"
Grell: I always like a good looking man! If he's not handsome, take me to someone who is! Someone like William or Sebas-chan!
"Who are they??"
Grell: William T Spears of the reaper dispatch association!
"I'm a reaper, and I've never heard of that."
Grel: You're a reaper!? You must be lying! I bet you've never even done paperwork in your life!
"Paperwork??" *thinks back to Excalibur and makes the face*
Grell: You can't do anything in the reaper dispatch association without doing lots of paperwork!
*Crona is quite lost* Oh no...I got separated from Maka...*comes across the other two*...Oh...sorry...please excuse me...*turns to go*
Grell: Who's this brat?
Crona: I-I'm sorry!
"He didn't do anything...his hair is a bit crooked, but..." *eye twitching*
Crona: Please get those scissors away from me...
Grell: This is my reaper's scythe, brat! *Snips scissors at him*
"Your weapons are...scissors???"
Crona: Oh dear. Please stop! I don't know how to deal with big scissors!
Grell: What a wimp! Anyway, William took away my other scythe! It was really big, and had a chain on it and- *Continues describing a chainsaw*
Crona: I don't know how to deal with strange people like him...
"Oh, look, it's 8:00...I'd better get to class..." *runs off*
Grell: *Turns to Crona* All right then brat, I want a hot man, and I want him now.
Crona: I don't know where to find one!...Oh! Um...uh...h-how about our teacher? Sid the Zombie?
Grell: No! I don't want some damn zombie!
Crona: I don't know! I don't know! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry... *panics*
Grell: Just take me inside.. I'll search myself!
Crona: Erm...o-o-okay. *walks in*
Crona: (thinking) Maka, help me!! *sprints away from Grell*
Maka: What is it, Crona?
Crona: *crashes into her* There's a strange man in the school with a b-big pair of sc-scissors and red h-hair looking for hot g-guys!! *still panicking* Help me!!
Maka: What? Is he a kishin?!
Crona: I don't think so...but he's got pointy teeth. *taps own teeth*
Grell: *Is running after Crona* Come back here!
Maka: What the hell? *Battle stance*
Crona: Oh no! H-he's coming back!
Grell: Who are you?
Crona: I'll go get a teacher! Be c-careful, Maka! *runs off*
Maka: What are you doing here? Are you after souls?
Crona: *Comes running back with Dr Stein* Over here!
Grell: *Sees Crona and Stein* Oooh! He looks nice!
Stein: Oooh! He looks nice to dissect!
Crona: *Minor facepalm*
Grell: *Runs up to Stein* Hello, hottie!
Maka: *Staring in bewilderment*
Stein: Hello. Would you be interested in allowing me to dissect you? *cranks screw in his head a little bit*
Grell: *Thinking he means some kind of sex* Ooh! How fun that sounds!
Stein: Follow me to this room right down here...it's nice and secluded... *gestures down the hallway*
Crona: Maka, I'm scared...*clings*
Grell: With pleasur- Oh wait, you have oil, right? I don't have any on me right now.
Stein: Would frog saliva work?
Grell: Erm, I suppose, but it sounds gross. I can do chocolate~
Stein: That's all right by me. Come along then... *leads him down the hallway while holding a scalpel behind his back*
Grell: *Happy, happy~* Yes, darling!
Crona: Maka, why would they need oil for a dissection?
Maka: *Face entirely red* U-Um, just, uh, for... making the scalpel slippery so the other guy can't grab it and stop him.
Crona: *shudders* Dr. Stein is scary...hey, what about classes for today? A-are we late?
Maka: Ah! probably, let's go.
*as they go down the hall, they can hear muffled banging coming from the other end where Stein and Grell had gone*
Crona: H-hey, Maka?
Crona: Wh-where do you think he came from?
Maa: I don't know.. I think I'll ask Lord Death later.
Crona: ...I hope no m-more like him sh-show up...I don't know how to deal with strange people l-like that...
Maka: *Laughs and gives Crona a hug* Let's go.
*they walk off to class*
Grell the next day: That was amazing....
Stein: *somewhere else* That was peculiar...ah well. Back to dissecting...
Crona: *is entering the school again* (to himself) I hope w-we don't have another test today...Dr Stein's tests are...they're...I don't know how to deal with them...a-anyway, I wonder where Maka is?
Maka: *Thinking about scythe techniques*
Crona: *enters classroom and finds Maka* H-hi, Maka.
Maka: Oh, hi, Crona~
Crona: H-hey Maka? Did you find out a-about th-that man from the o-other day?
Maka: Lord Death, there was an odd man dressed in red that went off with Stein today.
Lord Death: Oh, I wonder what he was doing!
Maka: No.. Lord Death didn't know.
Crona: O-oh. Okay.
Stein: *enters classroom via his special chair* *crashes on the doorframe* *sails across room* *lands on his butt* Ow. As if it wasn't already sore... (I never knew Stein was an uke!) (He probably isn't, but I couldn't resist) (I know, that talk at first, those were the words of a seme. I would know~) (Yeah. Maybe they just got creative.) (Oooh, *****! Who's the pervert again?) (Hey, I make dirty jokes, it's not like I actually know very much about it) (Oh, poo.... )
Stein: All right then class. *gets up* Today we're dissecting a bald eagle. *pulls cloth off cage on desk, revealing an eagle that has been plucked bald* Wait. This isn't a bald eagle. Who took my bald eagle?
Maka: You can't keep dissecting endangered animals, Professor Stein!
Stein: So YOU took my bald eagle?
Crona: Professor...sh-she might have a point...what if you get arrested and then we get a new t-teacher and the n-new one is l-l-lady Medusa and--
Stein: Shut up please. Maka?
Maka: I didn't take your bald eagle.
Stein: Hm. Okay then. Good thing I have backup. Today, we will be dissecting Crona--
Stein: Not. Instead, we can dissect this monkey. *pulls cloth off another cage, revealing a monkey*
Maka: That's not endangered is it, professor?
Stein: It's coming back...the population is going up...
Maka: Why don't you dissect frogs or something instead?
Stein: They aren't smart enough to know what's happening to them. *creepy grin*
Crona: *recovering from faint* *sees Stein's grin* *keels over again*
Maka: *Shudders* What about a dog then?
Stein: ...Hm. Excuse me, class. *leaves to go find a dog* *pokes head back in* You may talk quietly amongst yourselves.
Maka: Ahh, I'm glad he left that monkey alone.
Soul: How could you!? Now he's gonna torture some poor dog!
Crona: *sits up* Dog? They bark and growl and I don't know how to deal with them...
Soul: You don't know how to deal with anything, Crona.. =_=
Crona: Not true! I know how to...how t-to deal with...uh... *sadfaic T^T*
Maka: *Maka chops Soul* It's okay Crona, you're learning bit by bit, it's natural you don't know how to deal with everything yet.
Crona: Thank you Maka...*thinks for a minute* Oh! I-I know how to d-deal with getting dressed in the morning! *feels proud*
Crona: GAH! PIG! *hides under table* Where is it? I heard a snort, pigs snort, I don't know how to deal with pigs... OnO
Maka: *Gives Soul the evil eye* It's okay, Crona. Soul was just being stupid. How about Soul goes outside and holds pails of water? *Turns to Soul menacingly*
Soul: Fine! *Leaves to face his punishment*
Crona: Thank you, Maka...s-sorry, but I have to use the bathroom...*gets up*
Maka: All right. *Smiles*
Crona: *leaves classroom* *walks down hall* *reaches bathrooms* *looks at Girls'* *looks at Boys'* ...(wailing) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIIIIIISSSSS!!!